I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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