I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
There are leaves in my underwear?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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