i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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