Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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