On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
