It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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