Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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