Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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