My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
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