Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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