new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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