Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Dignity is for republicans.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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