i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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