I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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