You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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