she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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