I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
