Sry I called you an 8
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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