I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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