Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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