The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
All I want is dick and wine.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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