did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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