we're blogging at a bar
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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