I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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