I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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