We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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