Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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