actually, I'm a sock model
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
