how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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