I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
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