i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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