I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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