Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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