Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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