So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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