Sry I called you an 8
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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