after a month anything with tits is on the radar
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
