He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
It was confusing and full of hummus
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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