So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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