You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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