You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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