fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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