Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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