im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
