Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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