Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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