i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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