erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just cropdusted the office
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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