Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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