So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
