so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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